On this week’s 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey Silva continues to unravel. Caesar Mack shoves his candy panties into a suitcase and heads home after Maria was a no-show. Zied Hakimi borrows cash from Rebecca Parrott to buy her an engagement ring.
Benjamin Taylor isn’t happy with a tipsy Akinyi Obala. Jeniffer Tarazona slams Tim Malcolm yet again for being a giant wuss. Angela Deem’s got one egg left, but it’s too old to be toted. Let’s dive into the heartbreak, tears and fears of season 3 episode 10 Out Of The Blue on TLC.
Darcey Silva’s Undone on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Darcey Silva and Tom Brooks hit the bar with twin Stacey Silva and her fiance Florian Sukaj on their last night in Albania. Darcey’s crammed into a sausage casing slathered with shiny self-tanner. Her boobs arrive first and pay their own cover charge. Once at the bar, Stacey and Florian go full-PDA with shmooopy love talk. Darcey boils with jealousy and Tom calls her out. Worse yet, he defends Stacey.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Darcey storms off to the ladies while Tom and Stacey head outside for a smoke break. Florian retrieves Darcey Silva from the loo, dragging a bar napkin on the bottom of her shoe. She sits crying. Stacey says she needs love. Darcey holds a cig that needs ashing and tells Stacey tearfully not to make her out so needy. All the while, Tom looks seriously bored and disgusted.
Darcey Silva tells him she doesn’t feel like she’s good enough for him. To which he calmly tells her he won’t appease her need for approval. Darcey makes a mental note to google the word “appease” later. She pantomimes while saying she’s been stabbed in the heart too many times. Tom takes another drag and tells Darcey Silva he won’t be dropping to his knees anytime soon to tell her crying a** he loves her. Stacey, the evil (but perhaps saner) twin smirks and takes it all in.
Darcey & Stacey should start a new line of menopausal Bratz dolls that come with their own bottle of wine, bottle of Opiod meds , and a Euro Trash boyfriend.
— Amy (@AmyNegrete12) September 23, 2019
No Dancing in the Streets for Newlywed Avery Mills
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Avery Mills drops the bomb on mom Teri that she’s moving with hubby Omar Albakkour to Syria while they wait for his visa. Teri storms off and the two race after her. Avery convinces her to come back and continue the convo. Teri worries for her daughter who doesn’t share her concern. She tells producers old enough to live in a war zone if she wants… Teri calms down and jets out of Beirut leaving her daughter to face her consequences.
Avery and Omar head to their hotel room for their wedding night. Avery proudly announces that Omar, who has never kissed a girl – can finally see her hair, among other things. The morning after, Avery’s all smiles and says they clicked with great chemistry. Omar looks like he wants to crawl under a rock. He shuts down the sexy talk with the word “enough”. She rambles on about not having to test drive Omar. He’s a man dear, not a Volkswagen.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Avery and Omar shop. Like most young girls, she loves to shop for makeup and clothes. Omar says those things aren’t important to him. She wonders aloud if his friends will like her. He tells her that she needs to stop dancing in the street. And that if they have an argument she should be quiet. Maybe a test drive would’ve been a good thing after all.
Avery says she “19” like it means something #90DayFiance #90DayFianceBeforeThe90Days pic.twitter.com/VrjoPUjkLI
— a mess (@itssmayraaa) September 30, 2019
Angela Deem’s Lone Egg Is Fried on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
After a long day with Micheal Ilesanmi’s mother, Angela Deem enjoys a fruity cocktail and a smoke pool-side at the luxe Lagos Travel Inn. She baits Michael with questions about him sexing up someone else to get a baby if it turns out she can’t. Michael explains that he would if she said it was okay. Which infuriates Angela. He asks that she go with him to a fertility clinic to check her egg totin’ ability.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Michael and Angela hit the clinic. The doctor asks when she last had her period. She says seven months ago. The doc does a trans-vaginal scan to check out her uterus. She agrees with Michael is by her side. The doctor is impressed with Ang’s uterus, but she can only find one egg. And due to her being 53 and in menopause, it’s not fresh enough to tote.
Angela recalls her convo with her daughter Skyla Deem. She’d like her to fork over some eggs so she can keep the bloodline going. Geez, we are talking about a human being here Angela not a Golden Retriever. Michael just looks confused and keeps his eye on the prize – ‘Merica. She may not have eggs, but Michael can always get her a cake.
Yes Akinyi gets drunk easily, but Benjamin is about as fun as watching paint dry. 🍸🍹🥃🍷🍾🍻 #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
— Bianca💙⭐♉ (@Aquabluestar51) September 30, 2019
Akinyi’s Wasting Away in Margaritaville
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Benjamin Taylor cannot pack fast enough to leave Fidel’s house. After getting the “blessing” from Akinyi Obala’s father, he’s free to go. Benji relaxes in the apartment with some savory snacks, free from Fidel’s glare. Akinyi arrives to stay the week. Her mom knows she’s there, but her dad thinks she’s “on safari”. Now come on. You mean to tell me that dad buys that BS? Ben sweats bullets and tells Akinyi he’ll sleep on the couch.
Akinyi taunts him about walking around in a towel and touching forbidden fruit. If this guy sweats anymore, he will disappear. Later they go to a Safari park and Ben is missing his son. He brings up the subject to Akinyi, who says she’s not really into the step-mom thing, but would like to be a friend. Ben tells producers her attitude makes him question proposing.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ben and Akinyi go to a restaurant simply called Carnivore. I guess they don’t want any confusion as to whether meat’s on the menu. Ben gets a Fanta while Akinyi opts for a margarita. And apparently a strong one. Ben wants to say grace while a tipsy Akinyi laughs and plays with her food. This upsets him and when she orders a second one, he wraps up the meal. Talk about a buzz kill.
Caesar is really gonna go home and paint some more toes just to fly to Ukraine to be rejected again… my God. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
— ' mS.reds. (@Msredsxo_) September 30, 2019
Caesar Mack Packs Edible Undies and Hits the Road on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days
Caesar Mack is a hot mess. He’s spent five years and 40 grand on a pouty blonde in a foreign land who stood him up yet again. Caesar came to play with an engagement ring and some sugary g-strings. Only to be dumped by mystery Maria over the phone in her Siri voice. He blames himself since the flight was cancelled due to the lack of green in his bank account. He’s worried about going home to hear the chorus of “I told you so’s”.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Caesar tries calling her again on the way to the airport. And shocker – she doesn’t answer. He says he still loves her and that they are just on a break. And he’s got enough candy underwear to eat for a week, so he can save his money to go to Ukraine. Would somebody please stage an intervention for this man.
Zied asked Rebecca for money to buy her own engagement ring? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days pic.twitter.com/bIzhFoi1E7
— Dillon McLean (@GirlNamedDillon) September 30, 2019
Zied Borrows Money From Rebecca For Her Engagement Ring
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Rebecca Parrott zooms around Tunisia with lover Zied Hakimi riding shotgun and throwing trash out the window. The middle-aged mom schools him on the US litter laws. Zied is going to meet up with his sister Wiem. She doesn’t approve of his relationship with the tatted American. Before he goes, he asks Rebecca for his allowance. Rebecca hands over a few bills but Zied wants more. She forks over about 200 dollars then freaks out.
Zied wouldn’t tell her what the money was for but said a gift for his sister. Rebecca heads to a cafe to chew on her cheeks and smoke. She says that maybe her kids were right. He’s just using her. After all she married a Moroccan who did just that. And she’s still married to him. Becca stews about the money and thinks about breaking it off with the litterbug.
On 90 Day Fiance, Zied actually had good intentions. He borrowed the money to buy Rebecca an engagement ring. Even his sister, who doesn’t approve of Rebecca calls him out on this ridiculousness. Zied finds a ring within his paltry borrowed budget. He returns to Rebecca who lashes out at him for taking her money. Of course, he can’t tell her what he did with it and we are left to wait another week to see what happens next.
I meannnn I’m with Tim. I’m not going on that f*cking swing either. 🤷🏼♀️😂😂 #90DayFiance #90dayfiancebeforethe90days pic.twitter.com/6G3ROZooUP
— Michelle (@michelle__leah) September 30, 2019
Tim Malcolm’s not Man Enough for Jeniffer Tarazona on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days
Tim Malcolm has been in Colombia for a week and still hasn’t sealed the deal with Jeniffer. After things got heated between the sheets, Tim claims he got distracted and just stopped. Who knows? Maybe he noticed that his cuticles were due for a trim. Jeniffer’s getting annoyed and scarier by the minute. This dude’s already intimidated. If she keeps up this ranting and raving, she’s never going to get that D.
On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, she takes him to a national park on a sweltering day. Come on Jen. This is a dude that gets mani/pedis and does eye masks. Do you really think he wants to hike up a mountain and look at emus? Tim’s grumpy and the last straw is when she wants him to go on some swing at the top of the mountain that hangs by a cheap rope. Tim, I’m with you buddy. Jeniffer is pissed and whips her hair saying that anybody would be happy to get in a box 10,000 feet in the air tied by a rope and after signing a waiver.
She calls him a p*ssy and a princess and tells him to go home. Tim feels disrespected and is getting angry. It’s about time. This woman dragged him since he arrived. Jeniffer claims he’s not the person she met online. I’m sorry but what exactly screamed macho man about him? This chick makes Pao look like a saint. Till next time… Be sure to watch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sunday nights at 8 on TLC.
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